“So... You remember yesterday when I complimented Jack on the big ass squid on his shoulder?”
“Yeah, he seemed really uncomfortable talking about it.”
“Yeah, well, it’s not a squid anymore, it’s a skull with a snake in it.”
“Oh. Um. What?”
“No shit, man, there’s no squid on his shoulder today, it’s a skull now.”
“You know...”
“What, man? Isn’t that weird, that a guy’s tattoos change overnight?”
“Yeah, but...”
“But what? You don’t think that’s weird?”
“Dude, Jake doesn’t have tattoos, he has a skin condition. We all thought it was really awkward of you to bring it up.”
“What? No, it’s this amazing set of abstract monochrome...”
“It’s eczema. And he’s really self-conscious about it. He has all these creams...”
“Dude. No way.”
“Way.”
“Yeah, he seemed really uncomfortable talking about it.”
“Yeah, well, it’s not a squid anymore, it’s a skull with a snake in it.”
“Oh. Um. What?”
“No shit, man, there’s no squid on his shoulder today, it’s a skull now.”
“You know...”
“What, man? Isn’t that weird, that a guy’s tattoos change overnight?”
“Yeah, but...”
“But what? You don’t think that’s weird?”
“Dude, Jake doesn’t have tattoos, he has a skin condition. We all thought it was really awkward of you to bring it up.”
“What? No, it’s this amazing set of abstract monochrome...”
“It’s eczema. And he’s really self-conscious about it. He has all these creams...”
“Dude. No way.”
“Way.”
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